Sarcophagi don’t usually come pre-installed with deadly scorpions, I just imagine they find the place to be pretty accommodating. Everything’s fine for a few hundred years and then BAM, two loudmouthed louts come ripping open your door and, you know, you’re going to be upset about that. I can appreciate that, looking at it from the scorpions’ point of view, I mean. Fortunately, it looks like our intrepid duo managed to escape that prior situation unscathed–though I imagine they’ll be having nightmares about it for some time.

BEST FEEL. I know I can always rely on Jerome for some wonderful stubbed text.

As we venture into the next week, I’d like to wish our readers in the USA a happy and healthy Thanksgiving! I’m going to be providing a classic Rockwellian Thanksgiving experience to some local friends this year, and it will be the first time I haven’t been back at the family home in Massachusetts for this particular holiday. That said, I couldn’t be more excited about cooking everything up. You can expect pictures and step-by-step walkthroughs next week.

And, just because it’s fun to use it, here’s Cain and Yurk wearing pilgrim hats in the spirit of Thanksgiving!